GONNA BE A BEAR!!

I just did an informative post for women before this …Women leaders and self-confidence. So, am justified to post this  satire actually  (God, am i feeling guilty to make fun!? and trying to be defensive and justify this post?).  This mailer definitely made me laugh!   ๐Ÿ™‚

Disclaimer (oh, yes…..I can put a disclaimer!!):  This is not my writing – it is a forwarded mailer with a bold note โ€œsend  this on to a lady friend. She will get a big chuckle out of it!โ€  If you are someone who cannot stand the jokes which border sarcasm and if you are a guy ..โ€ฆ..i strongly recommend to “you skip this postโ€ฆ”

GONNA BE A BEAR

In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I would like to come back as a bear.

When you are a bear, you get to HIBERNATE.  You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with it. Before you hibernate, youโ€™re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with it too.

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of the walnuts) while youโ€™re sleeping and wake to a partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you are a bear, your are expected to wake up growling and have excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!!  

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Posted on January 6, 2012, in Women and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. DEEPAK KARTHIK

    Lol, great thinking ๐Ÿ˜›
    be aware of HUNTERS ๐Ÿ™‚
    they can make you sleep eternally ๐Ÿ˜› and i think there can be a bear with an ardent interest of becoming a women in it’s next birth ๐Ÿ™‚
    http://deepakkarthikspeaks.blogspot.com/

  2. It’s got its points; sounds like it’s good to be the bear!

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